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7/15/2014 2:44:57 AM
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*is drunk*
*takes out a revolver*
Who's gonna challenge Kow to a game of Russian roulette?
English
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I'm cutting you off.
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No man, I need this You d- don't understand *takes a swig of whiskey*
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What's wrong Kow my friend?
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I just watched two guys die right in front of my eyes I THOUGHT THE GUN WAS LOADED WITH BLANKS MAN!!!!
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Sh it's ok amigo you don't have to tell anyone but you don't need these drinks *hands you a card* Here is a good therapist you should see her tell her I sent you it's my treat.
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No! I need the alcohol man! I can't live without it!
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Well I'm not saying give it up Kow just drink in moderation so you can get the help you need.
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You're not gonna t- take it away from me?
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No unless you want me to I don't wan to see you hurt yourself though.
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Y'know, you're a real pal *passes out*
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*carries you home and sing soft kitty while tucking you in bed* Goodnight my precious.
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*is asleep*
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*pours you a vodka shot with therapists card lying next to it for when you awake*
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*wakes up* Vodka! *takes the shot* *falls back asleep*
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AT LEAST I DIDN'T DIE BRO.
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But still man
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YOU WILL BE FINE. YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I'VE WATCHED OTHER MGALEKGOLO DIE? A LOT.
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But us kows aren't used to seeing death
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OK Lez go *picks up gun* *spins the barrel* *puts the gun against head* I'M GONNA DO THIS!!! *pulls the trigger* *click* Your turn *slides gun over to you*
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*PUTS GUN TO HEAD* GOODBYE GEORGE. I REALLY LIKED YOU. *GUN GOES OFF* THAT WAS ONE OF MY FAVORITE LEKGOLO...
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OH GOD *pukes*
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EH. I'LL LIVE.
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You're alright?
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No pu$$y stuff in here! Minimum three bullets, hollow points.
