What's yer poison?
Bartenders
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Liberty Prime (dentist)
BNT777
Velinzio
Vien Quitonm
Razoron333
Neno is drunk
Abba61
professor bonghit (bar pharmacist)
A BIG COWPIE
Last
DB5414: the first user to reply to me
Ossku: first actual poster
Qwerty the great: longest drink name!
Also be sure to check out Qwerty's pub!
Menu
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Malt liquor
Red wine (out)
Guinness
Blood
Cola
Bailey's on ice
Hot chocolate
Jagerbomb
Uranium
Energon
Malk
Baby extract
30 minutes of uptime
Root beer (with or without ice cream)
Scotch
Black-briar reserve
Vodka
Champagne
Smithwicks
Jello shots
A truck
Crown
Water(extra oxygen on request)
Weed
Bailey's
Maple syrup
Mgalekgolo sperm(only available to friends of Cowpie)
[b]LEMON DROP[/b]
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"The drink of doom"
The legend:
A SPECIAL ORDER THAT HAS ONLY BEEN SERVED ONCE BEFORE. THE SANGHEILI WHO TRIED IT DIED THE INSTANT HE TASTED IT. I ONCE MADE A BET WITH HIM THAT I'M TOUGHER. I BET I CAN TAKE A SHOT GLASS OF IT.
Ingredients:
GRUNT BLOOD, SANGHEILI BLOOD, PROPHET BLOOD, FLOOD BLOOD, MGALEKGOLO BLOOD, BRUTE BLOOD, DRONE BLOOD, HUMAN BLOOD, JACKAL BLOOD, A LIQUIFIED PLASMA PISTOL BATTERY, AND GHOST PEPPER HOT SAUCE. I ALSO CHALLENGE VIEN, GOJIRA, BIOSMILEY, AND BLONIC TO TRY IT AFTER ME. ~ A BIG COWPIE
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"The lonepaul"
1. Smirnoff
2. Caprisun
3. Sunny D
4. Sugar Spice and everything nice
5. Tears of an orphan
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"The Secondclass":
>Rum
>Coke
>Puss from an infected cold sore
>1 marijuana leaf
>and a woman dips her (clean) foot in the drink before serving
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Cream Beer
>1/3 A&W Root Beer
>2/3 A&W Cream Soda
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Heartbooster
>1/2 Schweppes Ginger Ale
>1/2 Red Bull
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Nuka Cola
>1/3 A&W Cream soda
>1/3 CocaCola
>1/3 Mountain Dew
10,000 replies: incomplete
[quote]SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS![/quote]
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I would like to add watery orange juice to the menu.
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Who ordered the Rum 'n Nuka?
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I'd like a scotch.
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New Drink: "The JOHN CENA" 1. Absinthe 2. 2 roofies 3. Cum
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Since the density clan didn't show up all of these shots are on the house!
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[quote]NO RULES ALLOWED[/quote] Oh really? Cool. *pushes button* *A random nearby house explodes* I DID IT FOR THE VINE!
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*drives truck through the wall* *walks away*
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*triggers hot chocolate bomb detonation sequence* FOR MARTY!
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No #Destiny tears?
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New Drink: "The lonepaul" 1. Smirnoff 2. Caprisun 3. Sunny D 4. Sugar Spice and everything nice 5. Tears of an orphan
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New Drink: "The Camnator" 1. Kahluha 2. Nugtella 3. An extra shot of THC juice 4. Booty juice 5. Blood of a jackboot cop
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It’s that time of the night! Grab your glasses and raise them high!
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Oi! Screwdriver and a Kamikaze please!
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Who ordered the tequila shots.
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You guys are figs, I got the hook up on pharmaceuticals, they are where the real party is at.
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Edited by Vien 'Quitonm: 7/15/2014 1:47:53 AMGive me a glass of baileys, without ice.
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Alright lets do this. *Pops Molly*
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I'm a bartender here and if you need anything and I mean almost anything when I say that even advice or if you just want someone to rant to or talk about your life I'm your guy.
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Edited by addiecorps: 7/15/2014 1:53:46 AM*dips snow into maple sirup and eats it*
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*WAKES UP* HOLY CRAP... GIVE ME ANOTHER DRINK OF DOOM. THAT WAS CRAZY.
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*is drunk* *takes out a revolver* Who's gonna challenge Kow to a game of Russian roulette?
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I'll take a red rooster, easy on the rocks.
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Which drink is the most flammable?
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Hey all, I am one of the new bartenders, let me know if you need something ;) [spoiler]psst you wanna buy something "off the menu" let me know...[/spoiler]
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Edited by Cal-16: 7/15/2014 2:40:06 AM*Stumbles*WHO THE -blam!- DO THINK YOU ARE *hiccup* ILL KNOCK YER FUC[u]K[/u]IN TEET-*violent vomiting*
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[quote]Lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmatosilphioparaomelitokatakechymenokichlepikossyphophattoperisteralektryonoptekephalliokigklopeleiolagoiosiraiobaphetraganopterygon[/quote] I'll take two.