What's yer poison?
Bartenders
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Liberty Prime (dentist)
BNT777
Velinzio
Vien Quitonm
Razoron333
Neno is drunk
Abba61
professor bonghit (bar pharmacist)
A BIG COWPIE
Last
DB5414: the first user to reply to me
Ossku: first actual poster
Qwerty the great: longest drink name!
Also be sure to check out Qwerty's pub!
Menu
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Malt liquor
Red wine (out)
Guinness
Blood
Cola
Bailey's on ice
Hot chocolate
Jagerbomb
Uranium
Energon
Malk
Baby extract
30 minutes of uptime
Root beer (with or without ice cream)
Scotch
Black-briar reserve
Vodka
Champagne
Smithwicks
Jello shots
A truck
Crown
Water(extra oxygen on request)
Weed
Bailey's
Maple syrup
Mgalekgolo sperm(only available to friends of Cowpie)
[b]LEMON DROP[/b]
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Lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmatosilphioparaomelitokatakechymenokichlepikossyphophattoperisteralektryonoptekephalliokigklopeleiolagoiosiraiobaphetraganopterygon
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"The drink of doom"
The legend:
A SPECIAL ORDER THAT HAS ONLY BEEN SERVED ONCE BEFORE. THE SANGHEILI WHO TRIED IT DIED THE INSTANT HE TASTED IT. I ONCE MADE A BET WITH HIM THAT I'M TOUGHER. I BET I CAN TAKE A SHOT GLASS OF IT.
Ingredients:
GRUNT BLOOD, SANGHEILI BLOOD, PROPHET BLOOD, FLOOD BLOOD, MGALEKGOLO BLOOD, BRUTE BLOOD, DRONE BLOOD, HUMAN BLOOD, JACKAL BLOOD, A LIQUIFIED PLASMA PISTOL BATTERY, AND GHOST PEPPER HOT SAUCE. I ALSO CHALLENGE VIEN, GOJIRA, BIOSMILEY, AND BLONIC TO TRY IT AFTER ME. ~ A BIG COWPIE
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"The lonepaul"
1. Smirnoff
2. Caprisun
3. Sunny D
4. Sugar Spice and everything nice
5. Tears of an orphan
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"The Secondclass":
>Rum
>Coke
>Puss from an infected cold sore
>1 marijuana leaf
>and a woman dips her (clean) foot in the drink before serving
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Cream Beer
>1/3 A&W Root Beer
>2/3 A&W Cream Soda
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Heartbooster
>1/2 Schweppes Ginger Ale
>1/2 Red Bull
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Nuka Cola
>1/3 A&W Cream soda
>1/3 CocaCola
>1/3 Mountain Dew
10,000 replies: incomplete
[quote]SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS![/quote]
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NEED MOAR STUFFS! *smacks head on table*
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I'll take 2 of everything, and put it on my mom's PayPal
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Well I came here with my mom cause she had a long day at work and I felt bad cause we didn't do anything for Mother's Day so we had to do something then after awhile my mom being completely hammered said "shhhh don't tell my kids I'm drinking"
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Can I be Head of Security?
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Actually, can I change my order to a some Malk, mixed with energon, and the blood of my enemies?
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I'll take a Secondclass with uranium and extra Cola, and maybe a hint of jäger, thanks.
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Any Space Duck Space Drinks ? No ? Ok then Ill take the strongest drink you have !
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Get me a drink of doom. I have... Plans.
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Yes sir, I would like a lone Paul
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A nuke cola if you will.
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How much is the [i]drink of doom[/i]?
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I'd take 20 of whatever will be strong enough to kill desticles with one drop
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I'll have a shot of baby extract
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*punches random Floodian* {Drunkly} U Wot M8! I kik yo Bosh'tet ass eriday!
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Where's the blow?
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Lonepauls on the house - lock your kids away!
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Edited by Currrrtis Blow: 7/17/2014 8:15:52 PMYour malt liquor better be Mickey's, damnit. I demand puzzles on my bottle caps!
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I'll take a Wizard's Mind Bomb.
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Got any karamjan rum?
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*performs CPR* I won't let you die on me you bastard! We shared so much together!
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Do you have any Jack Daniels and Mountain Dew? I wanna mix it up tonight
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Edited by Van Darkholme: 7/16/2014 8:38:49 PMI want a big bootie hoe.
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Hey, man. Hard day. Got a good White Russian, perhaps?
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I'll have some honningbrew mead.
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Bump.