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I was planning on making the next chapter a long one that has a bunch of intertwined events, which is why I split the chapters.

Xur Agent of the Nine Apr 24 Exotic Weapon Possibly Leaked By DataMiner: No Land Beyond, Plan C & Mida

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I walk along what used to be downtown Los Angeles. All the buildings have been torn down, all the people have been converted. All that is left are the memories of this place, before they came. I haven't seen people in months. This world has ended. This world has been destroyed. I wonder how many humans are left. There can't be many, because the Pales have grown too much in number. I've been trying to find humans for a while now, hoping to find people to help me end these beasts and start a new world. I stop walking for a moment. I take a look around this place, but there's nothing to look at anymore. The sky is stained grey, and the air is anything but clean. I've traveled from the Eastern Coast to the Western Coast for humans, but I've yet to encounter any. I have a way to fight The Pales, but I am the only one who knows about it, which is why I must find humans, at any cost. I continue walking. I have two blades at my sides. The blades are made from the flesh and bones of the Pales. When the Government Armies tried to fight them, their nukes and missiles didn't even phase the Pales. It was only a matter of time before they were converted. The only way to kill those beasts is to fight fire with fire, or in this case, use their own flesh to destroy them. They are superhuman, they have advanced physical abilities in every way imaginable, except they lack intelligence. These blades of mine are the only defense against the Pales, and I am the only one who has them. I hear a noise coming from ahead of me. It's far away, but it's coming my direction. I look in the direction of the noise and see a Pale 100 yards from my position. "I doubt there's only one of you." I mutter. I draw out my blades and stay in my position. I don't dare move closer. He's now 20 yards away, and closing in. These monsters have a horrifying appearance. They have dark sockets for eyes and their skin is crusty and pale. They have razor sharp claws that at a touch, can end you. Their advanced speed and strength make them hard to kill, but not for me. The Pale lunges at me full force, his claws aiming for my throat. I leap forward, hurdling toward his claws. Right before his claws pierce my throat, I lean back, throwing me below him, and I thrust my blade up, impaling him in the chest. His momentum in the air stops as I hold onto my blade, and with sheer force I throw him over my shoulder and into the ground, my blade still lodged in his chest. He's letting out a scream of agony, likely calling the others. I bend down to his face. "How many people have you converted, you monster?" I ask angrily. They don't talk. They are like animals. I take my hand and grab his head. "Let your soul finally rest." I say. I squeeze his head with great force, and I hear a crackle. His screams intensify as his head develops cracks. A deep crunch is heard, and his screams go silent. I throw his limp body onto the ground, and I retract my blade from his flesh. I hear more screams approaching me from all directions. I am in an open area, no buildings to be seen. I see at least 20 Pales running at me from all sides. I need to continue my search for more humans, but I'll take care of these monsters quickly. All 20 Pales are now very close to me, and they all lunge at me, their claws aimed for every part of my body. I lunge forward, extending both of my blades to my sides and hurling myself toward one of the Pales. I thrust my blade up, severing his claws on both hands, and he lets out a scream. I then grip my blade from behind and slice off his head. I land onto the ground and immediately re grip my blade and lunge at another Pale. I slice him in half with ease as another comes from behind. I turn around and jump above him, rocketing myself 20 feet into the air. I hurl myself downward and slice him into three, as I throw my blade at another's skull. The remaining 16 Pales all come at me from one direction, and I leap to the side, stopping directly next to the one on the outside of their formation. I dash forward, jumping at them. I stretch out my blades in front of me, as I come at them from the side. My blades impale one of them from the side, and I slice him in half. With all my force I jump at the remaining 15 Pales at full speed, and with my blades I decapitate them all in one fell swoop. Their heads fall to the ground, and their limp bodies fall also. I put my blades back to my sides and continue walking. These creatures have no blood. I have sliced open many of them, and not a single drop of blood comes out from their bodies. It's almost like their humanity has been stripped from them, and their blood drained, almost like a purification. I wear a black cloak that covers most of my body as well as my head. My appearance is less than human, for all of my battles with the Pales have left my body scarred beyond repair. If I ever find other humans, I cannot let them see my face, because they will view me not as one of them, but as a monster. I've checked all of what used to be Los Angeles, and there are no humans. I haven't heard any from a distance, or sensed any movement. I will move north toward the next town, and I will continue north until I find someone. I start running through the city, going north. I see Pales walking out of their hiding spots and staring at me with their eye sockets as I run by them. Some chase after me, some don't. Those who chase after me cannot keep up with my pace, and they eventually slow down to a halt. Nothing will keep me from finding survivors, for even those who survive will eventually be hunted down. A Pale jumps out of a hiding place directly in front of me. He jumps in my direction, ready to strike me. I draw out my left blade and change my stride to the right side, moving an inch outside of his strike zone. I fly to his side and slice him in to two, his body rolling on the crumbled pavement. I continue to run toward the outskirts of the city. I come to a complete stop. I can see the countryside far off on the horizon, I still have a ways to go. I take a few steps closer to the outer rim of the outskirts, and I see a Pale about 200 yards from me. He stops once he is parallel to me, and I see more Pales walking out after him. After those, I see many more walk out behind them, and more, and more. Soon there are hundreds of Pales staring directly at me with those empty sockets. They all stand exactly the same, creating an almost army-like vibe. They stand in unison, with confidence of their ability to defeat me. I hear movement behind me as well. I turn around to see hundreds more of Pales, most likely the ones from the city. The Pales 200 yards in front of me began to part, and a slightly bigger Pale walks slowly to the front. As he comes closer and into my view, I start to take steps back. I start to hyperventilate, and I begin to shake uncontrollably. After he steps in front of all the Pales, he spreads out his arms and gives me a sinister smile. "How do you like my army? I'd say it gives me an advantage over the remainder of those pitiful humans." He says. I get my composure together, although I am still full of fear. "Where have you been all this time?! The last time I saw you was when-" I start to say. He starts laughing. His laugh is rough, and with his pale skin and inhuman figure, it makes it ever so creepy. His laugh comes to a halt, and a serious look takes over his face. "Only a handful of humans are left on this world, and everyone of these monsters are under my command, and humans cannot do anything to stop it. Can you defeat me and my army?" He asks. I don't know what my expression is, but I believe I have a look of despair and fear on my face. I draw both of my blades and point them at the leader of the Pales. This is a small portion of the novel i'm writing. For copyright purposes, I deleted most of it from the paste.

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Drake getting the life sucked out of him...

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