Okay, since this thread became a lot more popular than I originally expected, I will set an atmosphere to work with.
I, Officer Nasty, shall play as the main protagonist. He is an honest cop in a corrupt city full of deviants and horrific crimes. Realizing he is overwhelmed, he requires help from the few remaining individuals who are sane enough to fight against an evil antagonist, who will be named soon, and his army of trolls and shitposters.
Now, choose your roles, I will update the OP once I am sitting down on a PC. This thread will either be great entertainment or an epic disaster, the outcome is solely dependent on you.
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damn you officer nasty! I was already working on a movie!
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I call being the scientist who -blam!-s up and drops a vial of deadly neurotoxin.
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I'll be a turned hitman killing evil doers.
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Edited by Wishmint: 10/8/2014 1:22:55 PMI am Gabe Iker, a sad man who makes a living off touching girl ass. Im a happy man[spoiler]Please note that is not my real name in the real world -_-[/spoiler]
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I'll be the old black man who rattles a handful of candy in his hand and offers advice.
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GIVE ME YOU ASS - The Assman
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Edited by PunishedWolf: 7/15/2014 3:15:34 PMI will be arrested for putting two of each animal on a boat and then beating them to death with my bare hands. Later apprehended by officer nasty 1 week before he buys a pet lion.
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I am the man who sells you marijuana.
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I want this to be a scifi movie, so to fit with your atmosphere, we will be shooting the sequel to Bladerunner. I call it: Sword Sprinter.
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I have capture card. I'll be the camera man
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Edited by Emperor Bell: 7/15/2014 11:59:41 AMI am the man that knows the answer, but not the question.
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I dunno. You tell me what I can do.
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i get to play Daryl Dixon. Yes he makes an appearance in this movie
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Can i be the guy that makes random appearances during crime scenes and starts selling donuts to everyone?
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The first guy to get shot and die
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Dude I'd be anything.
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:D Can I be costume design/make-up???
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OutHouse contacted Officer Nasty one evening. He wanted to sell Officer Nasty Desticle slaves. He had been making millions selling Desticles by the dozen to members of the criminal cyndicate known as The Flood. His only rule of business was he wouldnt sell Desticles to LonePaul.
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is it one of those movies in which i get to [b]f[/b]uck her right in the pussy?
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Can I be the guy you instantly right off as a bad guy but then turn out to be good? [spoiler]Then betray someone at the last second[/spoiler] [spoiler]but, as i die, I admit my mistakes and die with a pure heart[/spoiler]
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Can I please be the antagonist!
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so... Are we actually serious about this?
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I got your back. <3
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Edited by InstaSpook: 7/15/2014 12:19:11 AMI, InstaCode shall be the the detective who shall help Officer Nasty