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I would do something he's never done before: His job.
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Make a fgt warning before opening a thread. [spoiler]And slap some sense into whoever works with destiny and ADD SLPIT SCREEN.[/spoiler]
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Do his job. Also use all the money he has for strip club ;)
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Suiciiiiiiiiide
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Not a fair question. I've met his wife and she's a lovely person. So, I must decline to answer.
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Ban the assholes
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Fuk his wife o girlfriend or his mom if he didn't have one and get myself hired and spend all his money on strippers
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Edited by Sarah: 7/12/2014 11:13:50 PMExplore Bungie Studios.
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Change his account info. so he won't be able to get it back.
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Be a pegboy
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Jump off a bridge
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Edited by ShpadoinkleBeks: 2/16/2015 3:12:30 PMOh for -blam!-s sake.....
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Ok who the hell bumped this shit
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Make him ban himself.
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Fix everything everything that's wrong with destiny, and then throw myself in an ocean.
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Spend the day trying to switch back to being me
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Fix destiny error codes and stupid glitches that prevent people from killing crota
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He does a decent job but I would improve on a couple of issues
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Stop giving everyone BeeJ's.
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Appoint John Cena as a ninja.
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Try to look less autistic
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Banbanbanbanbanbananabababababababanababababanananabannaabbabababababababanananaabanaabbananabanananabannaababababab
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A ban for you and a ban for you and a ban for everyone!
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I'd take advantage of the fact that I could tell the Destiny kids anything and they'd believe me. A few prime shitposts would include: [spoiler][i]"Because of the recent debates we've had with former employee Marty O'Donnell over monetary issues, we have chosen to delay Destiny's release for 5 months. We hope you will understand and be patient. See you starside™." "Because of the unforeseen limitations of Bungie's resources, we have decided to make Destiny exclusive to the PlayStation 4. While we here at Bungie have enjoyed years of fun with the Xbox community, we feel that our decision will help us move forward with the even better design specs that the PS4 has to offer. See you starside™." "Hey there Destiny fans! Here at Bungie, we've chosen to delay Destiny for a few months, but we're making it sure to be worth the wait. We've chosen to deliver the intense sci-fi action in a way that you've never seen before, with our new built-in update for Destiny: [b]My Little Pony: Friendship is Destiny[/b]. This is going to be a built-in, integral part of Destiny that can not be switched off. We can't wait for February 2015, when everypony can finally get their hooves on what we have in-store! See you starside™."[/i][/spoiler]
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