Quoting 'A Wild Scrafty':
[quote]I have suggested outlawing air in 2012:
[quote]Air=life
Life=criminals
Criminals=death[/quote]
And outlawing water in 2013:
[quote]Water has hydrogen. The Hindenburg was filled with hydrogen, and it exploded. Therefore, drinking water will cause you to explode.[/quote]
The government, being the fools they are, haven't done anything.[/quote]
We need to begin outlawing dangerous substances such as these using this sound logic. Shall we begin?
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We should outlaw video games because they curb male urges to -blam!-. Without -blam!-, we may never reproduce. If we don't reproduce, we will become extinct. Video games should be outlawed for the sake of the species.