1rst ther wuz nothing butt then ther wer... AELINS! Jon Ossim wuz just a m@n like n e other but he was in a bunch of wars and stuff s0 he wanted 2 kill thingz and stuff... "Jon! We just got a message from the army space ship! In space! The aliens are attacking!" "I must fite teh aelins w/ mai weap0ns +++one! b 4 its 2 laet!" sed jon b4 john went he talkd to bae "But, Jon. You can't go! You can't leave me!" said her "I haz 2 behbeh i must fight teh aliens" "But Jon, I'm...pregnant!" jon thought the aelins but he was down "I haz 2 get up I must fight the aliens" said jon "No Jon! You are the alien!" adn th3n Jon wuz a alien! teh edn teh edn???