If there are 50 consecutive rhyme posts in this thread, I will change my username to the most popular choice. You can begin voting after the 50th rhyme.
The current topic is weaponry. GO GO GO!
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OP wants me to rhyme and that's no lie So let me try and do so well that he cries -blam!- the iambic pentameter you hear I ain't no figgit humping Shakespeare My name is Floppy, get my name right You wanna fight? N.igga get in line What the -blam!- did you just say to me? I'll have you know I just served you for free