If there are 50 consecutive rhyme posts in this thread, I will change my username to the most popular choice. You can begin voting after the 50th rhyme.
The current topic is weaponry. GO GO GO!
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So I can only post with rhymes in this thread? Well, I'm sorry but that's not what your mom said. Everyday and night playin' Destiny right? You better back off unless you wanna fight. You think this is a contest, there ain't no competition. You better wait till' longface writes another petition. O________O Man your gonna change your name it's a fact. You might as well just change it to "Butt Crack". *Drops mic on a spike.*
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Explosions are red Lasers are blue With my rocket launcher I will destroy you
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Roses are red Weed is greener I think of you When i'm touching my Weiner
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Guns are fun Nukes are for dukes Lasers are fun like tazers
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You suck
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My strongest weapon is in my pants, to make it happy I even need two hands.
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I'm a poet and I know it
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Loading my .44, N[i]i[/i]ggas bangin on mah door, Saying where's that -blam!-ing coke, -blam!-knows.jpeg With my homeslice Ktan Danaktee, Rollin in the money all day, Whip the pistols on the white boys, They callin for they momma, But I don't give a shit I gun them down as longs as them singing skills stay with madonna! BOOOOOOOOOOOOM #imustbeslimshadyorsomeshit I don't even like rap Username: ifarted69
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OP wants me to rhyme and that's no lie So let me try and do so well that he cries -blam!- the iambic pentameter you hear I ain't no figgit humping Shakespeare My name is Floppy, get my name right You wanna fight? N.igga get in line What the -blam!- did you just say to me? I'll have you know I just served you for free
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Choose Noble 6's suggestion, It's no question.
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This Spartan be departin'. [spoiler]Username option #1: ifarted69[/spoiler]
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Dgsyfjs
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You cannot expect me to host this much shitpost.
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They see me postin' they hatin' Oh wait that rhymes. FUQ.
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Costs only a dime, A .22 is worth your time.
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Bump of the ump.
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A great and egregious, sword-like shlong...