This forum already knows most of my shit.
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Last night i was tickling my sons feet and my wife started yelling at me: -"Can't you wait until he's born ?"
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my parents never taught me how to speak or eat
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How weird?
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Secretly, I'm a little bit naive
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I wipe from back to front... [spoiler]I've never scraped my junk, I got skills[/spoiler]
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I have a necrotizing dick.
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I can making something come out of my left nipple. [spoiler]I'm a guy[/spoiler]
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I have a growth on my tongue
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I have this weird thing poking out of my neck. I've had it since I was a baby, I have no idea what it is.
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I touch my penis in the shower
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Aha, now that I think about it I remember something that most people scoff at if they ask me. Although I can appreciate the female person and form, and to some degree on very rare occasions, dudes as well, I do not seek a partner. I've never made a move on anybody in remotely any fashion. I've never even been rejected before. I've turned down a couple guys, and a few girls who were just flat out blunt about things when they asked me if I wanted to get down to business. And I'm not really sure what it is. I know it's not asexualism, because I can still feel an attraction to either gender. But I just don't know what it is. I'm completely okay with being on my own. In fact I've been by myself before for stretches of months at a time. Complete and total isolation with not a single friend or relative seeing me. I figure it might be nice to have a partner, but for some reason I think there's a switch somewhere that's flipped off. I can easily imagine being alone my entire life without a partner or ever having had sexual relations of any kind. But it's a curious thing to me. I see all these people interacting, taking on partners and so on, and then there's just me. I just drift off and do my own thing and that's that.
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Well I consider myself normals. My interest are: Modifying cars (I <3 my WRX) Build computers Console and PC gamer Football (Soccer) Hunt Mountain bike Snowboard draw I am also a furry
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Nothing really. I'm a pretty normal person.
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I see television static.
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WHAT IS SHIT
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I am the weird shit.
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I want to have an operation to see in UV.
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Weird Shit About Yourselves
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I'm attracted to men and women equally.
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I want someone to tie me down and have their way with me.
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Sometimes I put a tissue over my dick and pretend like if it's a ghost
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Pissed in my ex gf's boyfriend's water bottle. [spoiler]cheating hoe[/spoiler]
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Sometimes, I fap to OP
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I don't have a gf. I like ntr I have a huge latex and stockings fetish
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Furry porn is pretty hot. I wish there was god xenomorph fap material. Being r[i]a[/i]ped is on my bucket list. [spoiler]lol [/spoiler]
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Scythes are badass