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6/28/2014 12:12:24 PM
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Today's my birthday! AMA
That's right,it's my birthday. Ask away.
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1 ReplyDamn. Seems like I missed the party... And the cake...
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How uld yu now?
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Happy birthday how old are you gonna be \(^o^)/
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3 RepliesHow did you get banned...again.
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2 RepliesYou get a special song It's your birthday today What does that mean I guess I'll try to explain That many years ago on this day It was the first time your parents saw your beautiful face And nine months before that magical day Your dad probably took your mom out on a date And they were having a good time They were dancing and drinking wine And when they got home They were horny as hell And your dad threw your mom down on the bed And he tore her panties off And his wee-wee was hard as a rock And at this point your mom wanted to give your dad head But your dad also wanted to give your mom head So they formed a sixty nine And your mom came at least three times And then your dad was so excited to get inside your mom That he forgot to put a condom on And when he realized his mistake He had ejaculated and it was too late And then your mom got pregnant And your dad started crying He wanted your mom to get an abortion But your mom really wanted a child And nine months later you were born And five months later your parents got a divorce Happy birthday...
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1 ReplyDid anyone punch you a few times?
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Did you have cake? If so, what kind?
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1 ReplyWhen's your birthday?
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1 ReplyBirthday bump
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1 ReplyYour birthday is on the anniversary of World War I.
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2 RepliesHappy birthday. You're one year closer to death. [spoiler]Or retirement, if you thought death was offensive.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyHappy birthday
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How old are you?
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1 ReplyHappy birthday <3
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3 RepliesWhat are your plans for the day?
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How uld are you now? #totallyunexpectedquestion
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4 RepliesWhat did you get? Presents over errything
