This clan is for followers of Shrek who accept that he is all powerful and mighty.Anyone who thinks otherwise will become an enemy of Shrek and this clan.
The first and second people to join this clan will become the prophets of Shrek;the prophet of love,and the prophet of life.These people will have power over our sheeple and will be Shrek's representatives outside of the swamp.
Every three days I will bring a message from Shrek to the members of the clan.These messages could warn us of impending doom,or inform us of a holy visit.After the message is received,all members of the clan must chant the holy words"Shrek is love,Shrek is life".
If there is an unexpected visit from Shrek,one member of the clan will be offered to him as a sacrifice.Shrek may have his way with the sacrifice for three hours,after the three hours the victim will more than likely be dead,but it will be worth it for Shrek will bring us gifts for our hard work.
[b][u]RULES[/u][/b]
No Farquads
No Alcohol allowed on the premises.
No flash photography of our lord.
Do not struggle whilst Shrek is with you,he does not like it.
No anarchy.
Members may tell other people about the clan,but only if they are devout followers of Shrek.
Contact me if you require more information about this holy clan and its followers.
Link:http://www.bungie.net/7_Shrek-is-love/en/Groups/Detail?groupId=111508
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Inb4 100 13 year olds join.
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But I praise the Sun.
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Oh how Shrek is love, Shrek is life. He truly is. I will rally against all foes until they are shrekt and begging for it all to be ogre. All foes will run in fear when they hear me my war call "SHREK IS LOVE, SHREK IS LIFE!"
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IT'S ALL -blam!-ING ORGE NOW, THIS IS MY SWAMP
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I don't wanna get sued for copyright.
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Where is donkey? We must give our asses to shrek
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Edited by Quarrymen114: 6/27/2014 9:08:40 PMI'm in. Where do I sign?
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Some of you may die...but it's a risk I'm willing to take...
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Shrek is love,Shrek is life.
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No Alcohol allowed on the premises means drive sober or get pulled ogre.
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And as I extract my Hunter knife out from under the flesh of my enemies, I will whisper sweetly into their ears: "It's ogre now."
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Shrek is love Shrek is life
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Down with Shrek! Hail Lord Farquad!
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........................... ._. ................
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this is freakin' stupid
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I've been researching this "Shrek is love..." Thing and it's origins are pretty disgusting! Just saying... But that's none of my business...
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Science is my savior
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I'm starting a rival clan called the Bungie is love clan. Deej will be our figurehead, and we will worship Marty O' Donnell and Jason Jones, and we will have something no other clan has... can you guess what it is[spoiler]Cookies and hookers and booze and... and... and other stuffs[/spoiler]
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I AM THE LEADER OF THE SHREK SUPREMECY.
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Sign me up for this shit. Shrek is love, Shrek is life