I don't claim ownership of any of these, but a quick google search gave me these. Maybe it will get the topic going. "A father walks into a pharmacy, goes to the counter and asks the pharmacist about getting birth control for his 11 year old daughter. "My god, your 11 year old is sexually active!" the pharmacist exclaims. The dad replies "not really, she just lies there and cries."" "A daughter asks her father if she can borrow the car. The father responds " well you'll have to blow me" the daughter discusted says "no way!" the father then says " do you wanna borrow the car or not?". The daughter agrees and starts blowing her father. A few seconds later the daughter stops " dad, your dick tastes like shit". The father snaps his fingers and says " oh that's right, your brother has the car tonight"" "My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I told her that pedophile was a pretty big word for a 6 year old."