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Just gonna make a nice little home for stories for pvp since we don't have one yet. I'm sure that everybody here who's played dark souls or number 2 has some good stories to tell. So come on over and lets hear your most memorable experiences. I'll start off with my own.
So, lately, I've been relatively taken back by pvp. pvp for me is like a big checklist, where if I see somebody using a particular weapon, type of magic, and so on, I instantly switch to what can survive it all. And, it half ass works, because most of the time I get screwed over by phantom netcode, free hitsies, and LOLPOISE. So I've taken up archery, because I don't want ANYTHING to do with close quarters.
So, I've taken the liberty of completely de-spawning every single enemy in the iron keep, which means that the castle, IS MINE. I got the good idea the other day, that, it's my world, my rules. So, when I summon someone, I run to the bridge area and pick a sniper spot that the captains usually like to sit on. And, I've got this really good spot, that has two chokepoints. Three if you count the passageway to the smelter demon, but I didn't beat him for this sole purpose.
One is a ladder that leads up to the platform. Since you can get stunlocked on ladders, if they climb it, I bring out the Gyrm Hammer. The other is a skinny passageway that leads to another ladder. I hit them with the dragon slayer bow on that passegeway, and if they climb that ladder, they never make it. So it's a good setup. And if somebody every gets close to me, I run. And I dissappear. I make those magic spamming stunlocking -blam!-s work for their kill that's for sure.
So far half of the people that come into my world never find me, and kill themselves. The other half usually get killed on ladders or through some trickery of mine. But, a very small percentage of people have been knocked off because they let their guards down. And, last night, I pulled off a godly long shot into someone across the map that knocked them into the lava. It's a good feeling. As my friend puts it, "You're a mean one, Mister Grinch."
And, speaking of my friend, I have another tale to tell. He on purposely gets invaded int he undead crypt near the lydia witches for one reason. He's got a save editor, and 99 seeds of a giant. When somebody steps into his world, he rings the bell on purpose and lets the shrekoning commence.
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Edited by Demigod: 6/25/2014 10:38:44 PM>Be me >Dragon broing it up on Iron Keep bridge >Using shitty short sword and no shield because I'm gud >Put down dragon eye >Get summoned immediately >I have a bad feeling about this >Summoned in >See the host >He's rocking full Havel's >Shit >He taunts with Welcome >Let's do this >I dodge like a mother-blam!-er and stab him over and over, killing him with bug bites >Jumps back after I attack >He takes a sippy >Sunny D can't save you >This goes on for 4 minutes >Bastard can't hit me >He turns and runs towards the Bonfire end of the bridge >Ihaveyounow >He goes down the stars opposite the Bonfire >Jumps into the lava and kills himself to escape >My sides transcend time and space.