originally posted in:Dragon Flames
Everyone type your favorite Yo Mama jokes and ill rate them on a scale of 1-10...
Good Luck, ill also type a few of my own... TO SEE THE CLICK THE TOPIC BELOW...
Do NOT get offended by the following...
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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Hong Cong phone book. [spoiler]Necro Bump[/spoiler]
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Yo mama so fat when she went on a diet there was no more world hunger
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Up mamma so old she waited tables at the last supper
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Yo mama so...pleasant....quite pleasant. An all-around great woman.
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Yo mama so old, when she was in history class, she read about what she was doing.
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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in Walmart overnight and starved to death.
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Yo mama so stupid that when she got stuck in American Mattress overnight, she slept on the floor.
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Edited by Neon Genesis : 3/24/2015 9:45:10 PMYour mama is so fat[spoiler]she is above the normal weight limit[/spoiler]
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Yo mamas so fat I got a five man kill streak when I killed her... Predator Missile Ready For Launch.
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Yo mama so fat, she broke her leg and gravy poured out.
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yo mamas so fat when the doorbell goes she runs to the microwave
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Yo mamas so stupid she brought ice cream to the Super Bowl
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Yo mamas so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox live
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Yo mamas so fat she uses a nuclear reactor to power her car
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Yo mamas so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for indecent exposure
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Yo mamas so fat she broke the stairway to heaven
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Yo mamas so stupid she got hit by a PARKED CAR
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Yo mamas so fat her toe nails were a revolutionary breakthrough in bullet proof technology
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Yo mama so ugly the Forever Alone guy denied her friend request
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Yo mama's so fat all of her weapons come with two field scouts.
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Yo mama so fat the only ship she can get in is the iron banner bus