Trailer was a cringefest, between the music and Megan Fox and everybody trying to make it cool... ugh
But the actual turtle dialogue is decent. It just doesn't seem to blend with the tone of the movie so far.
That Shredder armor was awful too...
[quote]*Slowly pushes Bionicle underneath desk, pumps shotgun
Stay away Bay, stay away.[/quote]
-Ktan
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O_O *Slowly pushes Bionicle underneath desk, pumps shotgun Stay away Bay, stay away.
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WOO MICHAEL BAY. WOO EXPLOSIONS. MICHEAL BAY EXPLOSIONS. MICHAEL BAY EXTREME
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I can't wait to see exploding Lego bricks in IMax 5D starring Megan Fox coming out 2017. #totallylegit
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Ever since I saw that quote from Bay saying he "makes movies for 13 year olds, so what?" I couldn't hate him.
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I guess I would be mad at him if he were taking some amazing creative endeavor and turning it into a shallow action movie for kids. But Transformers and TMNT were already there to begin with, so we're not exactly sacrificing a lot. I'm not sure what else people would want from these movies other than crazy action and explosions.
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Damn, is hating on Michael Bay the cool and edgy thing to do nowadays? Is he the new Shyamalan? *tips fedora* Bay produces escapism, nothing more. At least he doesn't try to be something he's not. If you want tryhard 2deep4u fedoracore shlock then crawl back to Nolan. Meanwhile, I'll keep on enjoying my 2 hour CGI spectacles. Also, he isn't "ruining" your childhood. Ruining your childhood would be Bay retconning the entire TMNT universe. Be thankful he isn't doing that.
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I thought the trailer actually looked pretty good.
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I was going to make a montage parody of that but then I realised it already was one.
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It looks like they're going for the "dark, serious" tone but mix it with the personalities of the turtles. Not sure if how well those will fit.
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-sigh- Michael Bay is officially the new Uwe Boll.
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It's the first 21 Century TMNT movie that has a style on relation to the classic TMNT movies and you don't like it yet when they did a cartoon style in 2005 not a whole lot of people liked that one either...Shush
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The new transformers Oh my god [b]there were so many kids in the theater[/b] All the commercials were for kids This movie Oh -blam!-ing christ It looked so bad I looked away
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Probs
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Here's a TMNT thing we can ALL ENJOY, about how WEIRD it is the old TMNT came out as good as it did. Also, the current cartoon is rad for those of you who don't know.
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Edited by Green Twister: 6/28/2014 11:32:09 AMNo i enjoy his films i don't have any problem with them at all.
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He enjoys money. He could care less about us
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That movie is an April Fool's joke. Michael Bay only makes Transformer films.
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>implying TMNT was good in the first place
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Next he's going to make a Bionicles film, and my childhood will be permanently shattered.
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Yes. I consider it an act of kindness if he spits on the asshole of our childhood before violently sodomising it.
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>Explosions >Terrible dialogue and forced humour >Cringe worthy acting >Dubstep >Lens Flare >Megan Fox >0 plot Yep, this is a Michael Bay film alright.
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Why didn't they get a redhead to play April?
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I never really liked ninja turtles anyway.
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[quote]cringefest[/quote] It can't be.... The Cringe readings are off the charts!!