Welcome to the Qwerty Pub; What are you drinking?
Soda, Water, Alchohol, Melted Wisconsin Cheese?
English
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I'll have... Do have Samuel Adams Summer Ale? Or any Angry Orchard?
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Nope. We have Duff Beer, Berry Bomb and made from real gingers ale
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They'll do. [spoiler]If you have any moonshine, slip me some :)[/spoiler]
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Closest thing to moonshine was our baja blast bootlegging. That got shut down a few weeks ago.
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Damn. Oh well. *Drinks like hell*
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Im going to have to ask you to give your keys to the hot ladies by the door.
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*Looks at the man, then at the hot ladies.* Alright. *Proceeds to go to hot ladies. Gives them keys, while also talking to them. A few moments later we're going to the back room area... for uhh... further inspection...*
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Woah bro, we don't run that kind of establishment