>Sitting on chair ripping the bong with Sour OG
>Browsing b.net and watching celebrity sex tapes
>Get mad munchies, man
>Close computer and set it next to chair
>Get some Krave cereal
>Hear loud crunch sound
>Hear fat grillfriend yell "oooooh shit!"
>nononononono.jpg
>Peak head through door way, see my computer's corpse
:*(
[Update]
http://i.imgur.com/lOXFfPc.jpg
:D
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You're smoking the same strain my friends are. Is this weird in the weed world, or pretty common?
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Make her drink more of that diet Pepsi in the pic
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You're a cool guy. I like you.
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Edited by Spartan617 : 6/27/2014 4:21:51 AMDo she got a phat booty?
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Next time.. don't leave it on the floor?
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Godzilla took another life.
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Pic of your grillfriend plz
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I would kill her [spoiler]y[/spoiler]
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Edited by Predator5791: 6/27/2014 3:56:29 AMYou fool! This was your opportunity to get a macbook like a normal adult!
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Edited by Warlock: 6/25/2014 2:22:39 AMTake away her food rations.
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As a great man once said, "One must be sacrificed for the rest to prevail.", I think we all know who is going to be sacrificed...[spoiler]Kill the bitch with elephant feces.[/spoiler]
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Pics of dat booty
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>Enter Thread >Read OP >Type Pointless Comment >Leave Thread
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Got a new one, about $300. She paid half. All is well, expect my gifs in worthy threads soon™.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE PC!!!!!
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Are you sure she didn't eat that part of your laptop?
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Solution: put her on a diet. Serious man that could have been you! Just imagine you guys are banging right? Things get heated and she climbs on top. Rip in peace Bbox Rob
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1 v 1 her on Rust. 360, Y, Y, knife fakey no scope that hoe off the top. That will teach that bitch.
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Pro tip: Don't have a fat clumsy girlfriend :)
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Height and weight?
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tell her to buy you a quarter in exchange
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You lead a -blam!-ed up life.
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Edited by Mina: 6/24/2014 5:42:53 AMWhy do you have a fat girlfriend?
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Solution: don't date fat chicks
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God damn your girlfriend must be REALLY fat if she was able to take a whole damn chunk off of your screen. If that was me, I'd make the wench pay for it.
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Edited by FirstGreyWolf11: 6/24/2014 5:22:49 AMOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOP! This is your chance! Guilt her into sexytimes! You have a free pass ticket m8! [spoiler]stick it in her pooper[/spoiler]