There you are, sitting in a room eating some cheese puffs. You start to hear this noise. It pierces your ears driving you to the point of insanity. It isn't so much the noise that drives you insane, but rather it is the fact that you don't know where it is coming from. It's like a mosquito flying around you in the dark. You hear it, but can't see it. "What is it?", you ask.
It's a cricket. Yes. It's that cricket that is chirping away in the silence of your mind.
So Flood, my question is this, how do you locate this creature of mayhem?
Tell me. I live to know the answer to this question.
Bonus question:
Upon locating this cricket, what do you choose to do with it?
I need your almighty knowledge of the cricket hunt.
EDIT: You people and your necro bumps. Stahp. Oh well, since you bumped it, I might as well continue it.
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burn it, burn it all
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I realize that it's just a cricket, and crickets are a part of nature that will always be there. Realizing the futility of being angry about it any longer, I find something more productive to do with my free time, like play videogames.
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Fly into space Activate halo rings Problem solved
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Edited by Zavala's Pet Cat: 6/22/2014 5:32:16 PMI find the cricket sitting next to me. I chirp with it. I'm also a cricket.
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Use incense to make it feel dizzy, it will start to sound more rough and you can tell where its coming. After finding it use its body as a vessel for spirits to travel to the other world.
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Nuke the country the cricket shall die
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Just chew faster, louder you won't hear a thing.
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Simply put cheese puffs in your lap and wait for the cricket to come investigate. With your sudden blindness your hearing will heighten and you will notice when a cheese puff is messed with. You will then promptly grab the cricket and quickly realise that you made a very bad mistake when you hear the odd crunch.
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I have one too. So basically a lightning bolt is just a ton of electricity rushing down to earth, what will happen when you EMP a lightning strike?
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Why would I be eating cheese puffs?
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[i] [/i]
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Spidery sense
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Lol you're -blam!-ed.
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Furst I well anleesh mah faroshus donasurs, and dey well detroy da crucpet!
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Set off a nuke. That'll teach the fucker.
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UNLEASH the lizards!
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You don't have a cricket radar?