Alas, alas people are here, my friends, my family, everyone but him. Oh no, oh well I guess he won't show up but we will still have fun. But oh he showed up how good, how good. But what is he doing? But oh he has gun! Oh no, oh no oh what will we do? People are dying, this is truly a disaster. Everyone is dead it is just me and him. He wants to celebrate with me. Oh well, oh well we will celebrate without them.