Once upon a time there was a man named Bobert. Bobert lived in an apartment, all alone. He woke up every morning with desire. He desired the Flood. So, he compiled a list of usernames and began to stalk each poor user. He found out facebooks, he found out phone numbers: he even found addresses. After years of tedious, yet [i]rewarding[/i] work, he finally had every Floodians' personal info. Bobert dribbled with glee. He bought a helicopter and kidnapped every Floodian, holding them in his basement (he had a big basement). Once there, he forced them to watch cute cat videos for the rest of their lives.