Alas, the toddler stangled the poor monkey to death The father screamed for the lawn knomes would know soon The royal brony court hastened to their side for protection But it was too late, for the lego waffles were trampled The feet of the batman bled as pedo bear laughed Stacy's mom cried with passion as she watched all fail Camnator was twerked to death on his last birthday All this because of the poor monkey who lay dead But little did we know, the monkey had a secret For he was not dead at all, but wet dreaming