Here we go. *cracks knuckles* [url=http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/f3/3c/cf/f33ccf8cb176ea09386dbb1d92fc161e.jpg]"Now I'm going to ask you to be respectful at this press conference Shawn," Henry stated to his excitable son. "And I will respectfully decline."[/url] Straightening his tie Shawn stepped up to the podium and looked out on the lake of faces before him. [url=http://fotoimagepics.info/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/shawn_spencer_quotes_season_7.jpg]"Ladies and gentlemen," he began, [/url][url=http://images5.fanpop.com/image/answers/2301000/2301299_1325362181127.25res_500_280.jpg]"many have said that the universe is larger than the Indian Ocean or even the Atlantic, but as your ambassador to the stars I shall work to bring marvels from its furthest reaches to our shores..."[/url] [url=http://37.media.tumblr.com/86f033faf245bf6f737cb716706c6657/tumblr_mrj9ohX5Hd1sa932lo1_400.png]Hours later: "so in conclusion, bears snore loudly, turtles are aliens, monkeys exist solely to pull your finger [/url][url=http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-yHURrhpzWdg/UzXECnLxm5I/AAAAAAAACVs/AachZltLpDs/s1600/tumblr_mvtibklcUy1slamnjo1_400.gif]and tacos are amazing so we should all buy several dozen of them right this very second."[/url] [url=http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/d4/29/86/d42986d77bb7eca22c00082f9c1567a8.jpg]As Shawn descends from the podium the crowd erupts into thunderous applause, revealing their support for the fake psychic, all except for one sour puss of a detective[/url]. [url=http://chompsy.com/pictures/thumb/shawn-spencer-funny-quotes.jpg]Hollaback Atcha, Shawn's underprivileged mentee, [/url][url=http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3fezqyidP1qzcinno1_1280.png?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAI6WLSGT7Y3ET7ADQ&Expires=1403252277&Signature=hB5%2BGl%2F1fOtcgCxk60wlNB1leYU%3D#_=_]decided to bring the several weaknesses of his friend's platform to his attention, such as healthcare, but the ever unconcerned Shawn dismissed them.[/url] [url=http://25.media.tumblr.com/442d1aaf956f8dab9fb423f4ff4618ca/tumblr_mkvdz6p8BU1qmqrqqo1_250.gif]"Don't be the only black lead on a major cable network," he remarked.[/url] [url=http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6o1qell8W1qal2bto1_500.jpg]When Shawn was shown the results from the latest polling he was genuinely surprised.[/url] [url=http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9t1weImyP1qdr1k5o1_500.jpg]"This just got more interesting than the wood carving finals." [/url] [url=http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/98/1c/19/981c19b56aa008ed22e5640733c651da.jpg]Yeah I know.[/url]