Just had a dream where I was going to have a confrontation with the Slenderman. However, before I could throw a punch, he stopped me and asked me If I wanted to sit down and have tea first.
We then proceeded to sit atop Big Ben and drink tea, and we were wearing pinstripe suites in fedoras. Then my mom asked if I was in the mafia and if I was, could she borrow a few thousand dollars. The Slenderman then gave my mom a bottomless wallet with all $100's.
Slenderman then asked me If I wanted to go home with him then, and said yes. He lived in the storage room in Party City.
I am slowly going crazy.
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What you need is Leonardo Dicaprio, he'll sort out your dreams.
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In a dream, I saw the Eastern sky grow dark, but in the west a pale light lingered. A voice was crying: Your doom is at hand, Isildur's bane is found.
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Crazy insane got no brain.