It's 2017, Hilary Clinton is in office , hillary absorbs Feinsteins spirit to become stronger and imposes martial law.The south is certainly pushing daisies , and the north becomes merged with Canada. Also the 2nd Admemdent has been interpreted to "only water guns allowed lolz"
Are you gonna fight for liberty, or become imprisoned by the Clinton?
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Probably nothing. I'll probably still have to get floaties and a life jacket for when the ocean reaches my town though.