It's 2017, Hilary Clinton is in office , hillary absorbs Feinsteins spirit to become stronger and imposes martial law.The south is certainly pushing daisies , and the north becomes merged with Canada. Also the 2nd Admemdent has been interpreted to "only water guns allowed lolz"
Are you gonna fight for liberty, or become imprisoned by the Clinton?
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It's the year 2045, you have just escaped the Trayvon Martin reeducation camp after a false flag attack on Twitter has allowed Soviet Premiere Obama to declare Martial Law. As you reach the top of the hill, a giant mechanical droid appears before you. It's the the Privilege Checker 9000, and it has already scanned your biometrics and determined that your white CIS heterosexuality has made you too privileged and proceeds to hail you in a storm of Estrogen injections. While being shot, Obama rides in on a red chariot, he takes out the United States Constitution and proceeds to urinate on it and smiling while your privilege is being checked. As you fall to your white CIS heterosexuality being destroyed you utter your last breath as a male "I should have voted for Ron Paul...."