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[i]Slowly[/i] Basically they're so pathetic that other animals can't be bothered eating it because it's too fu.cking easy. They literally only exist because other animals pity them...
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They poop on themselves. [spoiler]Actually, they might poop out of their skin. Don't quote me on that, though.[/spoiler]
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They defecate every two weeks or so. [spoiler]I saw a documentary[/spoiler]
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Nature documentaries are something you should never watch for any animal you like or think is cute.
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Hawt.
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Über hawt