Have you ever heard of a Densitard? Do you know what a Densitard is? Great big nasty twenty foot high smelly things..and they're arguing... arguing about how they were going to play the beta! Whether it be turned on an Xbox or PS4 or whether they were going to play on a PC! But they spent so long arguing the whether-to's and why-for's that the sun's first light crept over the top of the trees...
PAH!
And turned them all to stone!
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You know what man. You should write a book.