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6/10/2014 3:26:11 AM
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I guess.... TO THE TACOMOBILE!
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*jumps through Tacomobile window, buckles seat belt* Come on man let's go!
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*drives away*
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*blares latino music through stereo* Yo no hablo español!
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Lel. *arrives at Taco Bell*
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*turns off stereo, exists Tacomobile like a sane individual, opens door* After you señor.
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*opens Taco Bell doors* Smell that? *inhales* That's the smell of awesome.....and diarrhea.
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And mild disinfectant. *walks up to counter*
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To Waited person: I WANT 5 DORITOS TACOS
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Edited by Everybody: 6/10/2014 3:52:46 AMTo same person: Pffft, he's paying. Make it a dozen.
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Okay.... *pulls out wallet*
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*stares into open wallet* Whoa, I was not expecting that.
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._. Shit....GRAB THE TACOS AND RUN!
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*hops counter, knocks out cashier and grabs [i]all[/i] the tacos* GET TO THE TACOMOBILE!
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RUNRUNRUNRUN!
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*throws tacos into backseat and jumps into Tacomobile* LET'S GO LET'S GO LET'S GO!
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*drives off into sunset*
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This is so good! It's like a short story :D *Sips Maple Syrup*
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We just wrote the most epic short story in the history of everything.
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Yus! Yus! Yus! :P *Sips Maple Syrup*
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It could use a title.
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THE MOST EPIC TACO RUN EVER!
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faceplam Duh what was I thinking?
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We should copyright this story.
