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6/8/2014 2:40:37 PM
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How do I become a kool bnet kid
Do I have to be a grill?
Do I need to be sarcastic and spontaneous?
Is there a secret club?
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1 ReplyHere's a guide [quote]Hello, everyone. If you've been here as long as I have, you'll notice that a lot of people take popularity on here as a big deal. Now, you're probably wondering, "Well, yeah. I love being popular. But how can I get it?" Just follow these steps, and you'll be instacool: Step One: Get coup. Bnet's default avatars are dull, and everyone uses them. Coup will make you stand out. If you don't use coup, at least use a lesser-known avatar. Step Two: Post often. This should be obvious. Step Three: Break the rules every now and then. The most memorable threads are threads that aren't in line with Bnet's rules. You'll have to break the rules creatively, though. Step Four: Don't be a phony. Mostly everyone on here is one. Not being one will make you stand out. Step Five: Have outrageous opinions. This is a must. Step Six: Don't use memes. Seriously. Step Seven: Claim to be a girl Most Floodians are antisocial. They enjoy communicating with females online to compensate. Step Eight: Spam "do you recognize the user above you" threads. Anyone who says "no" will recognize you afterward. Step Nine: Have a memorable username. A name like "iFarted69" or "FeliciaSucksBlackShaft" is going to get you more attention than "Ron5567" or "HALOFREAK" That's all there is to it. Have a suggestion for another step? Post it in this thread.[/quote]
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Become Lord Numenor.
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1 ReplyYou have to join the Kool Kids Klub.
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You dont
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You need boobs and a blue bar
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1 Reply>cool kid >bnet pick one
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caps lock /thread
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Drink koolaid [spoiler]and go to nick.com without your parents permission[/spoiler]
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[quote]Is there a secret club?[/quote] <_< >_> ....No.
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Shitepost
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1 Reply*Sees Darman* I've been compromised...
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7 RepliesAll the kidz have been recently posting about shrek but, all the real OG's know it's all about donke.
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1 ReplyEdited by lazy bazooka: 6/8/2014 4:57:39 PM1. be totally unfunny 2. shitpost constantly (steps 1 & 2 go hand-in-hand) 3. have a -blam!-ing annoying signature like 'sips tea' or some shit 4. make reference s to mean grils 5. don't try to make porch day happen cause its not going to happne
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1 ReplyBe here from the start. Be smart. Like art. Don't be a retard. Don't sing like a bard.
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[quote]kool bnet kid[/quote] There is no such thing.
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1. Get on your knees 2. Suck my big floppy dick. 3. Profit
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Be annoying repetitively.
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1 ReplyYou need to show us your dick.
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1 Replydrink kool-aid
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Am I cool?
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Edited by Ghost of Reach: 6/8/2014 9:57:07 PMYou don't... [spoiler]jk[/spoiler]
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When you stop posting
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1 ReplyScooooooooooooooooooooch
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2 RepliesBased entirely on the posts I've seen you make, you need to cut out the pseudo-edgy, internet tough guy routine. It's just sad.
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It's like the illuminati, we'll come to you one day and let you know. ;););)
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get coup
