Ask Me Anything.
All new inquiries please start a new comment, as i tend to not sift through all the replies after i think I've answered. Also. Dragons Are Real.
Ask away!
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The history channel guy makes everything better. Even weddings. "I know you're getting married... but, Aliens. You see, they developed the ancient rite of passage of marriage to increase their slave population for their inevitable return. They also taught us how to read "wedding"."