[url=http://www.bungie.net/7_Attack-of-the-Alts-A-Floodian-Epic/en/Forum/Post?id=63546072#referred-OfficerNasty]The Prelude[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/7_Chapter-One-Confinement-Attack-of-the-Alts/en/Forum/Post?id=63553629#referred-OffTopic]Chapter One: Confinement[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/7_Chapter-Two-Surprise-Attack-of-the-Alts/en/Forum/Post?id=63580047#referred-OfficerNasty]Chapter Two: Surprise![/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post?id=63594627]Chapter Three: The Mansion[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/7_Chapter-Four-The-Mountain-Pass-Attack-of-the-Alts/en/Forum/Post?id=63616181#referred-OffTopic]Chapter Four: The Mountain Pass[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/7_Chapter-Five-Darkness-in-Destiny-City-Attack-of-th/en/Forum/Post?id=63649315#referred-AttackoftheAlts]Chapter Five: Darkness in Destiny City[/url] [u]Chapter Six: Meanwhile, at Bungie Palace… [/u] The view of Bungie Palace used to be a marvelous sight, until JOHN CENA polluted the outer walls with the aftermath of his meatspin tornado. The royal garden was destroyed and littered with the dead, rotting bodies of the valiant defenders of the Palace. Inside, the architecture of the Palace outmatched any of the other buildings located in Flood City. The first chamber was a vast museum dedicated to the country’s rich history, adorned with portraits of Achronos’s Royal Ninjas and artists’ renditions of major events. Unfortunately, these portraits became desecrated with pictures of JOHN CENA himself, as well as poorly drawn meatspin on some of the Ninja’s faces. Whatever wasn’t covered with meatspin paintings was plastered with dried blood, especially the chamber’s central chandelier, which still contained the hanging bodies of the members involved in K-mart’s rebellion staged weeks before. The second floor was originally planned to house the Ninjas and guests of Achronos, but now they only exist to imprison the surviving Ninjas. The rooms that weren’t converted to prison cells housed the higher-ups of the Alt army, and a single room was reserved as Kiyo’s sex nest. The cells that were designated for the captured Ninjas included True Underdog, Dazarobbo, Bobcast, Foman, and Recon Number 54. However, the cell reserved for Recon Number 54 was empty. Posted around the walls of this floor were Wanted Posters, all describing that: [I] “WHOEVER FINDS THE TRAITOR, RECON NUMBER 54, DEAD OR ALIVE WILL ACQUIRE KIYO’S SERVICES ALL TO THEMSELVES FOR A WEEK.” ~ JOHN CENA[/I] Recon found a way to escape captivity and flee from the city, but JOHN CENA authorized his bounty hunter, Camnator, and a large group of Alts to search the wasteland of Bungie. The third and final story of Bungie Palace was specifically reserved as Achronos’s throne room and council chamber. A lush, blue carpet led to a golden throne in the shape of a Seventh Column sitting atop a small flight of stairs. The wall behind the throne had a massive stained glass depiction of Achronos discovering the land that Bungie is built, followed by a scene of each of the cities being constructed, and ending with a prophecy stating that, “In the instance of eventual tyranny, a hero will rise from the masses and restore Bungie to its former glory.” Various sigils and banners were hanging from the walls, but were inconspicuous compared to all of the JOHN CENA propaganda and meatspin renditions. There was an area in the center of the chamber fenced in with makeshift barriers containing two handcuffed Ninjas, Foman and Bobcast. JOHN CENA was found sitting on Achronos’s throne; Shadows loyally perched on his lap. “Are you ready for tonight’s show, my love?” said JOHN CENA seductively towards Shadows. “Oh, baby, you know I always adore your entertainment!” JOHN CENA lifted his hand towards the awaiting Ninjas and summoned a meatspin tornado inside the barricaded section of the chamber. The two lovers laughed hysterically as the Ninjas scampered about trying to evade the vortex of spinning dongs. “Look at them run for their pathetic lives! HAHAHAAA!” exclaimed Shadows as she leaned forward due to her excessive laughter. A messenger Alt emerged from the staircase that leads to the second story appearing anxious, as if he had important news for his overlord. “My lord!” shouted the messenger across the chamber, causing JOHN CENA to cease his meatspin tornado and leave the two Ninjas gasping for air. He motioned the messenger over to him, and asked Shadows to return to their quarters. The messenger climbed up the stairs and approached JOHN CENA, sweating profusely as he fell to one knee. “I have word from our informant in the mountain pass,” Said the messenger between large gasps of air as he tried to catch his breath. “Excellent news, continue,” Replied JOHN CENA. “He says that he spotted the group you were looking for heading through the mountain pass, and almost took them all out, but was shot. He fled to his hideout outside of Destiny City, and is expecting his payment.” “Scarecrow wishes for his payment? That greedy, delusional asshat!” shouted JOHN CENA angrily. “Tell him that he’ll get his payment when he comes over here and kisses my ass.” “At once, sire.” The messenger attempted to stand up and exit the chamber, but JOHN CENA motioned him to stay. “Wait, I have another message,” said JOHN CENA. “Go to Camnator and tell him that we have a new target, ‘The Flood’s Salvation’, in Destiny City.” “Yes, my lord.” The messenger replied as he rose to his feet and sprinted out of the chamber, down the stairs, and into Flood City. [url=http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post?id=63672818]Chapter Seven: An Unexpected Proposal[/url] (Don't forget to sign up for the PM list!)