I was at home, dropping a huge load
Also watching pron on my iphone, when i get a call
"Hello?"
"Flood is kill."
...
"No."
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Edited by MarcusWk: 6/1/2014 7:38:19 AMYelling drunk and incoherently at my neighbor's son. I was telling him "I would have been your daddy, but a dog beat me over the fence." He shook his head and told me, "the floof is kill now." ... "No."