Once upon a drunken, hazy night, about the seedy alleyways of town Revned, two amicable friends made their way for gold and glory; much to their ignorance, chicken eggs and chance. They were in for a long night. Act I [Enter the two wayfaring knights, Sir Cadrigan and Hardun into an alley with a mad raver] [spoiler]Scene 1 Mad raver: Listen, listen you damned walkers, callous fools, classless morons! Sir Hardun: What is it that annoys you so much to spurt your annoying use of language on us? Mad raver: Ah, you are idiots as the rest of them! I hold myself solitary on this street, a vigilant in paupers rags, can't you see me? But I will tell you my exalted views on the world and I shall force you to recognize my radiant world insight! Sir Cadrigan: Let's go, he's obviously mad-" Mad Raver: I am the voice of reason here! Sir Hardun: Not a person walking along these darkened alleys gives a single shit about whatever it is you blither on about Sir Cadrigan: Hardun, Why bother with this madman? Can't you see the deranged look in his eye? The way he conducts himself as if he's a Lone wolf among a horde of sheep? Come Sir Hardun, he cares nothing for the likes of you and me, but sees himself only, a solitary priest in a world of sinners needing enlightenment when it is he that lies in this dark gutter, mumbling to himself and assaulting newcomers. I hope few people walk this way... Sir Hardun: Unhand me, friend! This nuisance must see the error of his ways! I refuse to let someone of his low caliber walk on me with his shitty musings! Come, help me against him! Mad Raver: What are you trying to pull here- [pulls out a knife] Sir Cadrigan: Shall we leave now? Sir Hardun: Well, we don't have anything like that [Knights back away from the madman and continue down the alleyway] [/spoiler] Tl;dr Sincerely screw you. Read it.