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Edited by Hatima 117: 5/28/2014 3:22:47 PM
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Obtaining Ninja Moderation Experience

How would you as a Community member gain experience to become a Bungie Ninjoderator?

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  • You want experience, eh? Well, that's not so hard. Hylebos forwarded to you the ninja application. It seems pretty straightforward to the average user. You just work your way down the list, going through the motions... 3 is e, 6 d, lukems, Foman's mother... Every member knows this stuff. But why, then, do so many members get passed over for moderatorship? Well, dummy, they're [i]ninjas[/i], so of course there's a secret, hidden question in the forum! It took us all a couple years to figure it out, so don't fret. We've only discussed it with a few people (in fact, the only reason I am sharing it now is that Achronos has mentioned that they are replacing the snail mail form with a fancy [i]e[/i]-lectro-gizmactic form once Destiny releases, so it's not giving away too many secrets. You see, you gotta start by using Chrome. You right click on a post and select "Inspect Element." This pulls up the source code of the post. From there, you have to dig through the html to find the raw ascii characters. Ctrl+c, ctrl+v them into Microsoft word 2007 (gotta be 2007), select all, make 72 pt font, then make the text green. You see, there's a "green screen" like effect on a portion of the code that brings up an additional question: "Well done! Please list relevent ninja experience to be considered for Bungie.net moderator" Everyone misses this, which is why we have so few moderators. Getting experience is tough! Where else do you get relevant experience? I won't tell you where I got mine, but I'll share with you my backup plan... Go around your neighborhood and gather up all the youth. The more angst-ridden, the better. Shove them all in the room, crank the heat up, hop them up on Mt Dew, then toss in a bunch of paper and pens. Inform them that only those that achieve "Mythic" status can leave, but do not inform them on the criteria to obtain it. All you've got to do is document the whole thing. Get some good shots of you jabbing at them with sharp sticks when they scuffle or say rude things. Vehemently correct their spelling and grammar mistakes. Make cryptic remarks when they ask questions, then knock them out with ether when they get frustrated. This is all analogous experience and should make you a shoe-in for moderator, as Bnet operates in much the same way. Good luck, fellow members, and may the best member win!

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