UPDATE :D
The spider was caught last night and released into the garden, all parties were happy and unharmed and my ankle wasn't completely borked by the leap <.<
I still hate spiders.
Ugh.
I just went into the bathroom and one was hanging from the ceiling, missed my face by an inch and some matrix style reflexes. I took it out of the way with a cardboard roll and that was that. Just a tiny seethrough sort of spider.
I then move the loo-roll stack out of the way with my foot and Oh sweet mother Teresa on the hood of a Mercedes-Benz, the biggest -blam!-ing spider I have ever seen, not exaggerating either, this was the biggest. I promptly scream and swear and flip shit trying to get the -blam!- away from Shelob and I managed to twist my ankle. -blam!-. The little bastard ran under the sink, so next time I go to wash my hands... I bet the -blam!-er is going to make a beeline for my feet and I'm going to twist my other ankle.
o.e
I -blam!-ing hate spiders.
Discuss how much you hate these spazzy little creatures that the devil himself decided to curse this planet with.
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I had a uk house spider attack me in bathroom. Was getting out shower and grabbed my towel,I look down and its like half an inch from my skin. Screamed and went into girl voice before running out. -blam!- spiders entirely. Horrible things.