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5/25/2014 11:08:19 PM
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Ways that you DON'T want to die
I've seen a few threads here discussing how you would want to die. This time we're doing the opposite. What are some ways that you don't want to die?
I definitely do not want to die while fapping. Can you imagine how awkward that would be for the person that finds you? Plus, you'd be a mockery to the entire country as "the guy who died while fapping."
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Eaten, burned, and drowning. Falling from really high up would suck too. Think parachute malfunction. Enough time after panic to know you're screwed no matter what. Time to reflect and such makes that horrible. And seeing clouds, fields, roads etc as a zoom in on impact. There's clips of cameras falling and surviving impact to see the recordings.
