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5/25/2014 11:08:19 PM
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Ways that you DON'T want to die
I've seen a few threads here discussing how you would want to die. This time we're doing the opposite. What are some ways that you don't want to die?
I definitely do not want to die while fapping. Can you imagine how awkward that would be for the person that finds you? Plus, you'd be a mockery to the entire country as "the guy who died while fapping."
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Slowly I suppose, and not really in the common sense of the term. Burning or drowning would be unfortunate, but I'd much rather not slowly become useless until finally I have to rely on strangers to care for my every need.
