I was chillin' outside, in front of my house, when all of a sudden I see Eddie Murphy walking towards me. He walks up onto my porch and just sits there. I can't keep him because, well, he's Eddie Murphy. I got him some water and have been petting him. I tried contacting Shrek to see if he left him here, but he didn't respond. What else should I do? Nobody has come looking for him yet.
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PORCH DAY
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Forever alone :(