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5/21/2014 9:24:26 PM
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[Music stops, because random dude with pink fro pulled the cord]
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*smacks pink wig guy* *plugs cable* [:3 Music Plays]
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During this time the song changed, Thriller begins. Zombies show up and start dancing at the nearby Hard Place Cafe. Our story begins with our protagonist, a worker at the Wok Chinese Food Place. He is currently sitting in the alley between the Wok and Hard Place.
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He puts on his parachute pants to help defeat the zombies.
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The zombies take over the town, forcing people through a court system that either takes away their victims ability to sleep, or causing them to always having a crazy thirst for nacho cheese flavored mountain dew. When our hero is captured, he is sent to the courts. TheZombiejudge was waiting on his pedastool wearing a shirt that says 'Subway, eat flesh'. After the judge deemed our hero too wicked to go unpunished he said "There aint no for the wicked" his gavel was pounded, and that was that
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Then the Mystical Pop-Tart Cat of Legends came in to save our hero. :3
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Edited by Qwerty: 5/21/2014 9:52:47 PMThen a baby fell out of the sky, with a birth mark that resembled a hammer. His name, was M.C.
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IT WAS ACRONOS!
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It twas his alt. Here to destroy the world with a flood
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:0 Then the Destitards came yelling udder nonsense.
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#Destiny zombies schreeching "i have an idea" "i dont think destiny will be good" and "Did you see this thing that someone already mentioned two hours ago"
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[Holy Music] Recon: USE THE BAN HAMMER! *Ban Hammer slowly descends from the heavens*
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*Ogar, Destroyer of worlds, stops it. Then consumes the earth*
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:0 Teh End. :3
