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Shrek exists, but your waifu doesn't.
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Shrek only appears before those with faith. Heretics shall sniff the two hairy onions of shrek.
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Shrekism must fall!
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It's called faith, friend.
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He was in my room last night and filled me with his massive, ogre-sized shlong. You best quiet yourself now Farquaad before he destroys you.
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[b]You Shut Your Whore Mouth!!![/b]
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Or I could not. [spoiler]Cause your right.[/spoiler]
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[b]F*CK U[/b]
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Muted
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Wayne Rooney