Life in a city living in L.A. Is a long way from [i]Hubb[/i]ersfield town The [i]Humpback[/i] of the Rainbow's [i]Longman[/i] way from heaven But that's where he get's his pork [i]Pilot[/i] Memos and laddies they're driving him crazy [i]Pygmy[/i] and [i]Cuvier's[/i] unknown [i]Blainsville[/i] and [i]False whale[/i] they're making him lazy Your [i]Fin[/i] club says "Deej come home" (chorus) The [i]Shepherd[/i] of [i]Hubb[/i]ersfield locked in his castwhale Look down on [i]Hectors[/i]wood Hills The [i]Shepherd[/i] of [i]Hubb[/i]ersfield locked in his castwhale You're our own Hot Mod on whales A belugood game of [i]Andrews[/i] a few dozen barrwhales The [i]Narwhal[/i] rusts in the yard But for [i]Orca[/i]shire he's yearning but because he's earning He whale always live in L.A. A custom made whallet that stays in his pocket And never comes out to pay biwhales He's winning at poker and playing the Joker And he always cheats when he deawhales (chorus) The [i]Shepherd[/i] of [i]Hubb[/i]ersfield locked in his castwhale Look down on [i]Hectors[/i]wood Hills The [i]Shepherd[/i] of [i]Hubb[/i]ersfield locked in his castwhale You're our own Hot Mod on whales (Deej's rap) Hello, let me introduce meself! My name is Deej. I immensely strong. When I were a lad, I could lift up five [i]Minkes[/i] on an end of a shovwhal. The reason I never took martiwhal arts because I was immensely fearsome and I'd probably krill everybody I came into contact with it. I was phenomenwhaley strong. [i]Bryde[/i] and ego, my lads, [i]Bryde[/i] and ego, is what makes the world rotate. And everybody knows the center of the universe is [i]Hubb[/i]ersfield but I don't live there anymore. I live in Los Angeles. It's [i]Gray[/i]t!... I think [i]Gervais[/i] the red has a [i]Blain[/i] by his bed To wrench himself up in the morn' But if you dare to tread at the foot of his bed You whale wish you'd never been born. A bear with a [i]Sower[/i] head we mean your [i]Bowhead[/i] He slumbers for most of the day Wide eyed and finless [i]Baird[/i] beans for breakfast Your problem Deej, L.A. (repeat chorus) The [i]Shepherd[/i] of [i]Hubb[/i]ersfield locked in his castwhale Look down on [i]Hectors[/i]wood Hills The [i]Shepherd[/i] of [i]Hubb[/i]ersfield locked in his castwhale You're our own Hot Mod on whales [spoiler]At this rate I whale eventuwhaley cuvier Iron Maiden's entire discography. This song was my first thought when I saw the title of Deej's thread and I felt it had to be done. I assume most have not heard this song, "it is about Iron Maiden's manager Rod Smallwood's decision to move to Los Angeles and buy a house in the Hollywood Hills. Apparently he had trouble adjusting to the LA lifestyle and often complained to the band about it. Interestingly Smallwood was unaware of the composition until it was released on the single, as the band had kept it secret from him." [/spoiler]