Went and saw Frozen last weekend... Overall thoughts include:
[spoiler]>Holy shit dick that bitch Elsa can run fast
>That snowman Olaf is hilarious as -blam!-
>The subtle penis joke was good, not god tier, but I chuckled
>The soundtrack was catchy but over hyped and talked about
>Those sisters parents were Tarzans parents. They look exactly the same and Tarzans parents were marooned on an island via shipwreck
>For the first 30 minutes I felt stupid as hell sitting in that theatre as a grown ass man but eventually the feeling subsided as I got into the movie
>Overall rating 8/10 Disney classic fo sho
/inb4 Frozen is so last year
Screw you guys I post what I want when I want. How dare you question your king like that.
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It sucked. I literally tracked down everybody who ever said it was good and beat the shit out of them. You think I'm fucking kidding? Because I'm not.