Went and saw Frozen last weekend... Overall thoughts include:
[spoiler]>Holy shit dick that bitch Elsa can run fast
>That snowman Olaf is hilarious as -blam!-
>The subtle penis joke was good, not god tier, but I chuckled
>The soundtrack was catchy but over hyped and talked about
>Those sisters parents were Tarzans parents. They look exactly the same and Tarzans parents were marooned on an island via shipwreck
>For the first 30 minutes I felt stupid as hell sitting in that theatre as a grown ass man but eventually the feeling subsided as I got into the movie
>Overall rating 8/10 Disney classic fo sho
/inb4 Frozen is so last year
Screw you guys I post what I want when I want. How dare you question your king like that.
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I like it other than the hodgepodge of some of the songs. I don't really get why so many people like Anna when obviously Elsa is where it's at.
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It sucked. I literally tracked down everybody who ever said it was good and beat the shit out of them. You think I'm fucking kidding? Because I'm not.
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The fu[i]c[/i]king URL picture.
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My sister watches that movie so much she just breaks into dialogue every time we have a conversation. (She's 6) "Hey kiddo, what do you want for lunch?" "Elsa? Do you want to build a snomaaan. Or ride our bikes around the haaaaals. I think some company is overdue, I've started talking to the pictures on the waaaaaals. Hang in there, John." "PB & J it is."
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I have to watch that movie 8 times a day, my kids loves it. Olaf is my hero. I could give a damn about the rest.