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5/15/2014 7:50:22 AM
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My Very First Sleepover
>be in 3rd grade
>go over to friends house for sleepover
>other friend is there too
>3 amigos
>be watching spy kids in the living room
>we want popcorn
>go to friends parents room to ask for popcorn
>hear extremely loud slapping sound and moaning noise inside
>put my ear against the door
>friends mom getting it hard
>go tell friends
>we all huddled around the door listening
>so much more interesting than spy kids
>finally we all have to leave in fear of our laughter being heard
>few minutes later friends step dad comes out and leaves for work
>friends mom wasnt seen till next morning
>never got popcorn
Told my mom about it three or four years later. To this day I dont understand how you can have such loud sex in the middle of your kids sleep over. Some parents man.
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One time my brother and I were staying at a friends. This friend had a little brother a bit younger than us. We all decided to put cold fried chicken in his pillow for lulz. When he found it, he got pissed and threw it at is across the hall. We threw it back. He got angrier, threw it again. At this point we are pretty much laughing our asses of as we throw it back into his room. As he realizes that resistance is futile he throws it back and puts his mattress over his door. However, his mattress is not [i]quite[/i] as tall as the door and we throw it over the top of the mattress. He rages. He picks up the fried chicken, throws his mattress on the ground, and chunks the chicken back at us so hard it hits the wall and makes a thud so loud the whole house heard. My brother and I were almost sent home.
