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I know this for a fact.
Edit: Apparently people actually took this thread seriously and didn't understand the underlying satire.
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I can't believe people actually believe this. Scientists have observed around 10^26 stars. How many of those stars have planets, how many of those planets could be in the habitable zone? To say that there isn't even the chance of microorganisms existing on some distant planet, planetoid, or asteroid is laughable.