T4R
I know this for a fact.
Edit: Apparently people actually took this thread seriously and didn't understand the underlying satire.
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I'll have you know I have been anally probed multiple times by aliens. But it's kind of strange, i'm always taken to the same sleezy motel room after being given a drink and they always look like homeless guys... Joking, obviously. I'm too paranoid to be drugged without knowing it. :P