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What is your first order of business, Mr. President?
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Make the prison system rehabilitate people. Make weed legal. Make switchblades/gravity knives legal. Require political awareness and logic/debate classes in government schooling. Break up the ISP monopoly before it gets bad. Make a speech explaining how shitty professional victims are. Kill Obama because he's black. The holocaust never happened. Pee in my ass. [spoiler]Can you tell where I stopped being serious?[/spoiler]