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Master Chief gets every weapon, vehicle, and item available in the entire Halo universe.
Jesus is Jesus Christ.
The fight is on a wide open field in Montana.
Who wins?
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Though it would start in a random open field in Montana, we forget that the wind, rain, and waves have been commanded by Jesus. *Suddenly, the arena shifts as a monsoon comes down on the two combatants.* Cut to Jesus, walking upon the water, looking at an enraged Master Chief up to his neck in water: It's over Master Chief, I have the high… water?